All I want for Christmas is the Lazer Zoot Bot 3000

    Snow. We love you. We like it when you fall down and cover everything with fragile white flakes. The first few inches are great. Even a foot of powdery goodness is great. But somewhere between 12 and 24 inches you're like the obnoxious guest that has overstayed their welcome.

    Don't get me wrong. I love sledding in you and trudging around in you. But the roads are junk, transportation is junk, your post-snow-slush is junk and frankly I get a little feverish when you coup me up inside. A man can only put on snow chains and take off snow chains so many times before he starts to go mad and froths at the absurdity of being incapable of escaping his own icy driveway without a nasty fight. 

    Tomorrow is Christmas. Actually in less than 15 minutes it is Christmas, and I'm glad you could be with us snow. Here's how you can make Christmas better. Don't let you're ratty cousin rain ruin the day. If any precipitation is going to grace the sky it better be you snow. Furthermore, don't you even think about melting yet. Keeping the temperature below 32F will be ideal. If you can just hold out a little longer and make this Christmas all the more enchanting I would greatly appreciate it. After tomorrow you're scot-free. But I have enjoyed you while it's lasted. 

Klum

And to my fellow Bloggers,

Remember the real reason for Christmas! A babe was born. The babliest babe of them all. Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour. So REJOICE!

Klum