well, i actually explained it to my starbucks creeper. he asked me what i was reading. i said snuff. then- the bad part - what is it about? i scrambled for words.. uhhh uhhh its about a kid, trying to find his mom..
ooh so its like following his story?
well, kind of. it turns out his mom is a porn star, and he wants to save her
a what?
a porn star...
oooh, so he's like 'mom what are you doing?'
yeah, kind of... she is actually trying to break a world record.. and not a good one
ooh i catch your drift..
yeah, so he is there, and wants to stop her
so why is it snuff?
well, we dont know yet.. something will happen in the end
so.. why are you reading this?
because i love this author, his books are really good
so you enjoy this book about a porn star?
well yeah, i mean, not like a creep, its just interesting. really graphic, but interesting
ooh. do you have a boyfriend?
uhhh yeah....
is he ok with you reading this?
uhhh yeahhh...
and that's about how it went. just try to avoid it
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That is possibly the most amazing transaction of words and emotions between two strangers I have ever read via internet. This also leads me to ask, who is this Starbucks creeper? Is he of the homeless variety? Or some hipster dude who wishes you didn't have a boyfriend who is the coolest?
the latter of the two. he is in starbucks all the time! and he shared with me just how well his business is going, and how much money he makes. wow, you are like 30 and ugly... nice try.
Hey I'll take him! Does he make a lot of money?
psycho.. no. no.
Just askin.
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