MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL

Another good Christmas.  Like 8 new pairs of shoes, pants, sweaters, and books.  Santa always finds a way to come through.   'Tis the season, don't forget the reason. 

What what. 

All I want for Christmas is the Lazer Zoot Bot 3000

    Snow. We love you. We like it when you fall down and cover everything with fragile white flakes. The first few inches are great. Even a foot of powdery goodness is great. But somewhere between 12 and 24 inches you're like the obnoxious guest that has overstayed their welcome.

    Don't get me wrong. I love sledding in you and trudging around in you. But the roads are junk, transportation is junk, your post-snow-slush is junk and frankly I get a little feverish when you coup me up inside. A man can only put on snow chains and take off snow chains so many times before he starts to go mad and froths at the absurdity of being incapable of escaping his own icy driveway without a nasty fight. 

    Tomorrow is Christmas. Actually in less than 15 minutes it is Christmas, and I'm glad you could be with us snow. Here's how you can make Christmas better. Don't let you're ratty cousin rain ruin the day. If any precipitation is going to grace the sky it better be you snow. Furthermore, don't you even think about melting yet. Keeping the temperature below 32F will be ideal. If you can just hold out a little longer and make this Christmas all the more enchanting I would greatly appreciate it. After tomorrow you're scot-free. But I have enjoyed you while it's lasted. 

Klum

And to my fellow Bloggers,

Remember the real reason for Christmas! A babe was born. The babliest babe of them all. Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour. So REJOICE!

Klum

SNOW!

woo. das a whole lot of snow ya'll. its a full blown winter storm outside, and i know we all have our own feelings and experiences with the snow, but let us not forget the beauty of snow! and how much you know you love it.
im really sad we are so bad about our blog. and no worries psycho, i know you have no internet so you are excused. but the rest of you.. no. you are bad.

alright people. time to sip cider and watch the snow fall by the fire. PERFECTION.

We All Suck

Yeah.. That's it.

Christmas Shindig

So yeah - when is we gonna do this gang? Anytime works for me. I think we established sometime before Christmas. I'm pretty much free every day so it depends on what days you shmeegs are working. What about sometime next week? Or did we wanna do it on a weekend?

Separated at Birth...

I think so! These two were meant to be. If anyone caught tonight's episode of Gossip Girl you would agree that Chuck Bass and Edward Cullen are twinsies. Fo sho.

iGoogle

I have finally customized and created my very own igoogle. It is an extremely useful utensil. In fact I am writing this blogpost from my igoogle homepage using the Blogger widget. Yessss. I saw psycho had one as well as my older brother so I figured I'd get on that as well. My widgets include, blogger, facebook, youtube, gmail, and a colbert quote of the day - along with numerous others. Pretty sweet.

Other things on the agenda: I am going to the mall in about an hour to pick up my new Ermenegildo Zegna prescription glasses. The guy at Lenscrafters hooked me up with his 50% discount. Woot. I can't wait to wear them and get the nerd look going all over again.

Another Winter's Day...

Has come and gone away.. in Paris or Rome, but i wanna go home.. i've got to go home.. LET ME GOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME. do do do do

jk kids, i already is home. and feeling pretty good! (john mccain style) i had my first official day back home yesterday and it felt good. i miss my fellow bloggers though. but not to worry. i will be back up on wednesday.. SO GET READY.
Now i is off to work at the shop. get my cupcake on. sick, i should have never said that, that is disgusting.

GOD REST YE MERRY GENTLEMEN! it happens.... (that was for you psycho)

FINAL BOREDOM

This has been one of the most monotonous days to have ever existed.  Nothing to do until Tuesday at 3 but study.  Then nothing to do until Wednesday at 4 but study.  And then, finally, nothing to do until Thursday at 10 but study.  At least that is my problem, right?  Oh shut up, I can complain if I want to. 

Until the morrow come, my fair gentlemen, 'til the morrow come.  

Wow.

So ready to be done with this situation. People just need to grow up and stop being dramatic. This should be really easy, and i should just pack up and leave. But i am trying to be respectful, but i dont think the others would like to return the favor. So screw it. I just want to go home.

Everybody Meet Mr. Sprinkles

ATLAS!

THIS IS FOR ATLAS. PLEASE CHECK OUR BLOG BEFORE 11:40! IF YOU DO, COME GET ME AT 11:40.. MY PHONE IS AT MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Schoolio

I is in class right now. So happy i dont have to come back to this place! School is for fools! No no, everyone stay in school. I really dont have anything important to say. But i do want to ask my fellow blogger, psycho, do you need more ideas for presents? I know i have been bad about that.

Alright, time to waste more time.

No Need to Worry

Dont worry all, i am not dying. Just rearranging my life plans.
I may be leaving our city, but that does not mean i wont be here visiting ALL the time.
It took me awhile to come to terms with what i need to do, and i hope i have all my fellow bloggers support. you know i will love you all forever!
Now that i have broke the news to Psycho.. i have to do the real scary stuff. Telling my work and roomies. I think the roomies might light me on fire. eeee!

Time to go to work.... for one of the last times :)

I bid thee fare well.

Post-Thanksgiving Blues

Unfortunately, it's over.  Not that Thanksgiving is particularly exciting, just the temporary pause on the day-to-day life is nice.  On the bright side, we get to enjoy the city in full Christmas swing! That does mean more people...especially for our retail employees...oops.  Just two weeks y'all, we're almost there.  Hold tight, and try not to vomit when you taste that cafeteria food again!

'Til the morrow my fair gentlemen.

SHE'S A MAN EATER!

I just had a text convo of death with she-who-must-not-be-named - It was like arguing with a heartless man-eating machine sent to earth to devastate innocent nice boys like myself. Anyways - I don't think we're friends anymore. Tear. I'm sure we'll talk again sometime in the distant future but right now if I saw her I'd probably throw-up.

Anyways,

I had a wonderful Thanksgiving weekend. I know it's a little late but...

I'm thankful for:

Family
Friends
Christian Rap
My fellow bloggers
Laughter
Slide Fail

And numerous other things.

-Klum

HOW COULD I FORGET!?

AND GLEN DEEP FRYING OUR TURKEY!!
That's tasty.

HEY GOOD LOOKIN..WHAT YA' GOT COOKIN?

Not to worry all. Im here. And had the best Turkey day ever.
Gutted a turkey and played with its organs
Matching argyle sweaters (mine from goodwill)
Lots of good eats
AMAZING mashed potatoes
Singing and dancing
A surprise visit from Jack
Rock band
Adam singing
And late night pumpkin pie

A recipe for a great day.
Gotta love turkey day!! Hope you all had a great day as well!

Luv U Boos

PIMPS

hooooooola hoooooooop

SHOOTING!!

there was just a shooting at the South Center mall! the suspect is being held in the mall as i type.
freaking crazy.

our world sucks.

YOU SUCK

all ya'll suck. we are seriously slackin kids.
lets see what i can share with you....

i woke up at 12. layed in bed until 2. got dressed at like 3. have been chillin and watching tv since 4. and am now working on my project which i hate. that's all she wrote.

i want another mother fuckin soft chew
cause im a hard jew
and if you get up in my grill im gonna pop you....

its coming along well my friends!

I apologize for my absence...my life has been dull. Just changing majors and stuff, ya know, ya feel. I'll be back soon when I have stuff to write about. 

ALRIGHT YA'LL

I have picked out a few things that i want for Christmas, all of UO... So this is mostly for Psycho. But you other kiddies can take a looksie.

That lolly lolly!

Yo wazzzup muh gangstassssss. We allz know that your homie Klum haz been slackin when it comes to crack-a-lackin the blogginz. But no needz to fear muh babes. You boi is still hur - HUNDREDD FIFTY PERCENTTTTT YUHHHHHHHH.

So life -
Is mediocre.

The girl situation -
Involves me doing my best to refrain from texting her ungrateful BEEHIND! But it's completely useless cause I see her in class on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. And I like her and I don't. Bunch of baloney. ARGHHHHH!

I spend my time -
Eating, napping, playing video games (to take my mind off aforementioned maiden), and essentially wasting my precious life away.

I miss -
You all, and we need to devise a Seattle rendevouz stat. My Christmas break starts sometime around the 13th of December.

Oh and my Xmas list:

Michael Phelps Poster $?.?? (Yes this is serious)
Impression Ray Bans - Black (@ Nordstrom) $10.00
Twilight (haha) $19.99
Any V-Neck or Thermal love from UrbOut (Size Med) $?.??
Sharp - AQUOS 65" Class 1080p Flat-Panel LCD HDTV - $4,999.99

Want a Plane that Loops da Loop...

...Me, I want a hooooooola hoooop.

I have to do some research before i put up my three things. They need to be good. And i expect all of them to be given to me.

Shma.

Atlas...

I think the rest of us are done giving hand outs. So get money! P and I are way too nice to you.

EMERGENCY

Anyone want to loan Atlas a couple of dollars? Hmm? Yeah?

Our adventure to Dick's seems to have cost me my laundry money...oops! I'm really done with this poor-ness. 

Where My Monies At?

Where we been crew? We best not start slackin

FOODS

Just ate some good treats. Followed by a visit from the Police. Yep, that's what happens when you get S, A and P together.
Not to worry friends, there were no drugs, alcohol or prostitution going on. Just some good ol' death cab, puzzles and mashed potatoes. But apparently to the senor down stairs, that deserves a visit from the Police. Muchas Gracias Asshole!

Throw Up

Forgive me brethren for abstaining from our beloved blog for an entire sunrise to sunset. My day consisted of skipping physics, going to statistics and then spending time with a girl who will probably rip my heart out sometime in the near future. And of course - work. Gotta love the Crombie. A two and a half hour shift! Big money!

In other news. My roommate Bryce has thrown-up about 10 times in the last hour. Probably cause his diet today consisted of cheese, wheat-thins and root beer.

Well the great clock struck twelve AM about ten minutes ago. Which means my other roommate, Ross, is officially 21. A sober weekend for the big guy? Highly unlikely hahaha.

Exclusively yours,

K.S.

PROPOSITION 2

1.  I propose that "The Chosen" be changed to "The Council".  (look to the right of the posts, under the post archive). P, you will carry out this action if Prop 2 is passed. 

Councilmen, would you kindly vote "in favor" or "against". 

How to Describe Snuff to a Stranger (as requested by psycho)

well, i actually explained it to my starbucks creeper. he asked me what i was reading. i said snuff. then- the bad part - what is it about? i scrambled for words.. uhhh uhhh its about a kid, trying to find his mom..
ooh so its like following his story?
well, kind of. it turns out his mom is a porn star, and he wants to save her
a what?
a porn star...
oooh, so he's like 'mom what are you doing?'
yeah, kind of... she is actually trying to break a world record.. and not a good one
ooh i catch your drift..
yeah, so he is there, and wants to stop her
so why is it snuff?
well, we dont know yet.. something will happen in the end
so.. why are you reading this?
because i love this author, his books are really good
so you enjoy this book about a porn star?
well yeah, i mean, not like a creep, its just interesting. really graphic, but interesting
ooh. do you have a boyfriend?
uhhh yeah....
is he ok with you reading this?
uhhh yeahhh...

and that's about how it went. just try to avoid it

PROPOSITION 1

Prop 1 stipulates that: 

1.  Any new idea for the blog that would require approval by all or most of the members shall henceforth be referred to as "PROPOSITION (whatever # it is)".

2.  If the new idea is an expansion upon an earlier Proposition, it should be amended to that Prop.  Brand new idea=brand new proposition.  These are referred to as Amendments to (whatever Proposition it is amending). 

3. Propositions must contain "official" words, such as, but not limited to: henceforth, notwithstanding, aforementioned, stipulates, therefore, etc. 

4.  Proposition 1, if passed, establishes Scoobs, Atlas, Psycho, and Klum Sattone as the four members of the Council of Bellshire. 

5. Votes for Propositions are to be added as comments to the post proposing the Proposition.  The vote is for the four on the Council of Bellshire ONLY.  A vote is either "in favor" or "against"; abstaining is not an option. 

6. And finally, via Prop 1, I propose that Bellshire contain more references to our beloved past-time, Bioshock. 

Councilmen, please add your vote of "in favor" or "against" as a comment.  If passed, all aforementioned measures will be passed. 

My Story of the Day

So, today was really beepin boring. but i did see my starbucks creeper outside of barnes and noble today when i was walking home from work. eee! and i made a new friend at starbucks during my lunch.. explaining what Snuff is about to strangers is really awkward. really.

BABY POST

Whatever that whole baby thing is....

My interesting thing was registering for classes, seeing the professor isn't that great, dropping the class only to realize it is the only one that works with my schedule. Damn. 

Oh well...god bless quarters. 

MY BABIES

Hello my babies. Babies. (Psycho you feel me)

I want everyone to share one interesting thing that happened to them today. I expect to see them tonight.

I will share something once i actually do something today.

Goodbye my babies.

Goodnightsies

Meet "Keep No Score" by Sleeping At Least - The album artwork attracted my aesthetic approval and I eventually purchased the CD. It is very beautiful music - reminiscent of the band Lovedrug - ya dig? I'll be falling asleep to this tonight.

THE Dress

This is it everyone. But without the sash. Beautiful. I know.

Lets Get Pretty

ok, so i just found the most wonderful dress at f21 (of course) and it's only $30! so, once i get paid.. i am going to get that bad boy and wear it like its nobody's business! but, that leaves me with one problem, where the deuce am i going to wear it!? so i have decided that the Bellshire crew needs to plan a night where we get all dressed up and go out on the tiz-own! so, who's down? i know, i know. we are all very poor. but we can do it around christmas or something, and we will be thrifty, as always. do comment me back!

Salutations

The fair air of Bellshire is fresher than Kanye himself!

Schoolio

good morrow good sirs! school - waste of time. who's with me? today i spent 1 hour talking on gmail chat, one hour writing a bullshit essay, and this hour playing on bellshire.
LOVE LIFE!
everybody to the limit - the cheat is to the limit

aah hell no...

wassup dogg?! ya'll aint know noting til you been to da Bellshire. Das riigh

ALSO IN THE BEGINNING

...there were candies of all varieties, there were explosions of laughter, explosions of an unmentionable kind, but most importantly, there were whispers of something new...something promising...something called...BELLSHIRE. 

EPIC

We begin our journey in creating a blog of thee most grandeur. Feast your eyes and enjoy the future of Bellshire.